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Stars Demotivational Poster


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




STARS - The reason people stress out in life is because they stopped looking at the stars and seeing hopes and promises quantified as infinite.


TAGS: stars stress hope promise life
Rating: 4.72/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 5, 2016, 7:06 am
Every star is a a world and every world is the result of our choices.


YOU'RE A DUMBASS - The Old Man Says




LITTLE AMY - wants to do her part to become a Citizen WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?


TAGS: sniper starship troopers
Rating: 3.9/5

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Doc - December 3, 2009, 8:37 am
"I always get the shakes before a drop..."
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:14 am
While the movie was fun, I highly recommend the book.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 6:34 pm
Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs!
Koradan - November 18, 2009, 6:08 pm
This is a reference to the movie "Starship Troopers"; THE FIRST MOVIE. Next time you watch it, watch the "ads" they advertize.
Lex - November 18, 2009, 5:51 pm
The impendig apocalypse, that's why. Though she looks to be from bad genes and most likely to be eaten first.
Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yes, why do citizens need to learn to use sniper rifles?


America -


TAGS: child stars shirley temple honey boo boo
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:46 am
You're right nj, the blame is on those that let it continue by watching the reality tv series about the entire family...
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:37 am
The poor little girl, she was raised with horrible parents. I have nothing against her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:21 pm
They're definitely not the same, but are they playing to the same America?......Not IMO. This might be worth studying. (high fructose corn syrup for thought?)
Bolverk3778 - February 13, 2014, 5:21 pm
Also Shirley spoke English, I have no idea what the other one speaks as I have never understood a word she utters.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:50 am
R.I.P. Shirley Temple


COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.




THE BRAINBUG - You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?


TAGS: starship troopers citizen
Rating: 2.95/5

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Your Fucking Guest - May 11, 2009, 7:58 pm
its a butt :D
me - September 27, 2008, 11:24 pm
WTF is that thing? whatever it is it needs to be cremetated.. now
steeve - September 18, 2008, 8:18 am
...also, kudos on the starship troopers reference...
steeve - September 18, 2008, 8:17 am
...mom?
Grant - September 7, 2008, 7:35 am
It looks like the Engineer from Halo
BoB - August 20, 2008, 3:17 am
...photoshop?
RnR - July 30, 2008, 7:35 am
most likely a ver fat guys' ass
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 4:14 am
I give up. What the hell is it?


YOUNG CELEBS -


TAGS: celebs stars kids jesus christ so fuckin long lol
Rating: 2.93/5

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verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
ok, did not see the Marilyn Manson transformation coming from that pic


THE MEEK MAY INHERIT THE EARTH - But the bold will conquer the stars


TAGS: stars bold brave not afraid
Rating: 4.81/5

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Verdeckt - September 18, 2011, 10:34 pm
Now I feel old, that was over 25 years ago!


STARRY, STARRY NIGHT. - Paint your palette blue and grey, Look out on a summer's day, With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.




THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH -


TAGS: star trek escape stars meek
Rating: 3.61/5

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SeanK666 - June 28, 2010, 9:14 am
Not unless you ask the Geeks for directions, and how to fly a spaceship.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:37 am
much better than i suspect behind the star-trek picture ;)
suenero - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am
I'll Roddenbury's idea of paradise over the bible's any day. Roddenbury's future is more hopeful and his message is more positive.


WITHOUT A WISH -




supernova -


TAGS: supernova stars explosions space outer space
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - September 27, 2013, 1:22 am
My favorite is the Hypernova. Makes the rest of these look like cherry bombs.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 1:13 am
This would be an exploding star with. . . . size issues? I'm feeling inspired again ;-)
EmilioDumphque - September 27, 2013, 1:05 am
The correct term would be "nova". It takes a super-giant star to make a "Supernova".


STARS -




WHY IS IT -


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD


THANKS HONEY - For letting me watch the game instead Dancing with the Stars




CAREER DAY -


TAGS: reach for the stars
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - October 5, 2010, 2:32 pm
Re: Poster ... oddly enough, MINE did.
Debkins - October 5, 2010, 2:55 am
Manscaping...what an art!
hootizz - October 5, 2010, 2:46 am
Ahhh.., I know that hue anywhere.., 'Dulux - 17224 - Gonads Brown'.., I hope they remembered to use 'Pre Priming Blackhead Sealer' first...


DEAD STUFF - does making wishes on stars long dead, make us necromancers or screwed in the head?




THE UNIVERSE - 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Stars But Oh, Yeah...We're The Only Intelligent Life


TAGS: stars universe anti faith
Rating: 3.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 9:38 am
spell check is your friend.
suenero - October 28, 2010, 9:28 am
Just found your poster. It is the very height of aggrorance to believe that the universe is only 6000 years old or that we are so special that a creator of the universe sent his to be killed by us. 5L's for making me smile.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:41 pm
Of course we are. The rest of the life out there is full of dumbfucks and dipshits. Hm. They have Republicans too? Odd. At any rate, we are the only Intelligent race because we have Motifake.com. We win.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
"Every planet we reach is dead" - Gorillaz


THE UNITED STATES - The cams and the ...err, the stars and the blinds ...err stripes, A symbol for freedom, peace and security. Since July 4, 1776.


TAGS: usa stars and stripes viba
Rating: 3.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Lol, that's . . . . . whoa. . . . wait this isn't politifake ;-)
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:26 am
Hey Orwell, I see what you're doing behind those blinds, and don't come crying to me when you grow hair on your palms
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:31 pm

one nation under CCTV....Britain led the way long before the USA ever tried it.


how legends are born -


TAGS: rock stars birth legend rock and roll
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:22 pm
Always thought it was an art that you worked hard at, not something you're born with...who knew? I know it is a 5L in my books though. Woot!


OLYMPIC DREAMS -




HEALTH & SAFETY - When reaching for the stars, always use a sturdy stepladder.




SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination).


TAGS: i may be lying in the gutter but i m looking up at the stars
Rating: 4.44/5

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jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:19 pm
Brilliant
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:01 pm
Excellent. 5 hanging Poodles
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:14 am
Seems I do more of one then the other. Wonder which one it is, haha!
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:13 am
Definition of a motifake
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm

so are dreams. 5L


IN GIVING HEAD -


TAGS: movie stars head
Rating: 3.46/5

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BriaHere - September 19, 2009, 4:23 pm
Apart from those with sharp teeth.


Turned -


TAGS: rock metal stars zombie
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - May 22, 2015, 11:47 pm
Now that was funny!
Cannabal - May 22, 2015, 8:05 pm
Same with Ozzy Ozbourne, because he is the Prince of Darkness after all.


LIGHT POLLUTION - Humanity has made its choice.


TAGS: light stars
Rating: 4.33/5

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bigsouthfork - January 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Sad truth
Doggit - January 17, 2013, 6:56 pm
Cool picture


ROCK STARS - "I hear their instruments aren't plastic, and they even make music. Hell! I heard them do it!" But...but...I got the high score...


TAGS: musicians play video games maybe but gamers are not rock stars probably
Rating: 4.23/5

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Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:06 pm
Dj Hero Has as much DJing as Guitar hero has guitar playing , the only thing close to the real thing is the drums.
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
lol Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about DJ Hero, yet. I heard they incorporated some fighter elements. The real problem will be the delusions of the players. If GH made everyone think they're rock stars, what will DJ do?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:01 pm
Yes! And now there's DJ hero?


DANCING WITH THE STARS -


TAGS: dancing stars drama motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.04/5

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Zed - December 3, 2009, 1:19 am
I met Vincent Price when I was 10. "Suave and debonair" is a term that should've been coined just for him. Cool dude, and incredibly nice to his fans.
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 2:01 pm
She shouldn't have refused to do the wango-tango with him. 5 Vincent Prices


GOALS -


TAGS: reach for the stars carefully
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - May 25, 2012, 5:46 pm
I like how you said it... I see what you mean...;)


NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY -




CELEBRITIES -


TAGS: stars shine posterday cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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TheGoat - December 4, 2010, 8:32 pm
I know I know her from somewhere - who is she?


SALMA -


TAGS: hookers stars america salma
Rating: 3.63/5

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Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
Hey, you both chill!!! there is room in this world to do what you like.
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 12:17 pm
Damn you Ron! NO ONE paints on Mrs. LD's boobs like that but ME!!! You can have Denise, but Salma is MIIIIIIINE!!!!
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:53 am
now that would be a good reason to head south


PAMELA -




DANCING WITH THE STARS - Combined With Mud-Wrestling. What's your secret fetish ??




MODERN ADVERTISING - Lowering the bar through "acceptance of reality and inner beauty," and canceling the campaign of conforming via shame and insecurity? You aren't doing them or us, (especially us) any favors.


TAGS: fatty fat fatso if we want real why aren t porn stars real
Rating: 2.45/5

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ThatGuy - June 16, 2010, 11:55 am
Gay test. If you make fun of those girls for being "fat" you just failed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 11:26 am
Jesus told me to 1L this. I always do what my gardener tells me to.
thatonechick - June 16, 2010, 11:12 am
thatfatchick 1Ls your poster.


Wishing on cosmic flukes is futile -


TAGS: on these stars ill make a wish a million voices a million fists ayria
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 8, 2014, 12:42 pm

Hence my having called it a rock
EmilioDumphque - July 8, 2014, 11:19 am
Stars are too far to fall to Earth. That's a meteor.
Greeny - July 8, 2014, 5:19 am
hopes and dreams are overrated anyway - 5&f
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 1:02 am
The possible introduction of something new to a distant planet. Perhaps the "Blob".
Bandit5906 - July 7, 2014, 9:47 pm
There is another way of looking at things though!


I'm from Wall Maria -




REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: retro television stars memories
Rating: 4.83/5

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Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:04 pm
It probably means that you are mature, but not yet ready for the "Active 55" group. Me, I remember them all. Heck, I even sat in the Peanut Gallery for a Howdy Doody show.
Tarapin - June 13, 2011, 7:30 pm
I can remember watching 5 of the 9...does that count?
Iconoclast - February 26, 2011, 1:32 am
for those who don't remember, they are (L to R) Eddie Fisher, Milton Berle, Ed Sullivan, Senor Wences, Dinah Shore, Patti Page, the Nelson Family, Jackie Gleason & Audrey Meadows, Howdy Doody & Buffalo Bob.


STARS - I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss I will grab a handful of clouds. -Mike Tyson


TAGS: stars
Rating: 4.4/5

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IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH -


TAGS: movie stars jane
Rating: 3.59/5

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spacedog - August 9, 2009, 12:23 pm
5 lions again Ron. Sign me up for the A.B.A. :D


SEAN ON HOLIDAY - Always the coolest guy at the beach




MA-DONNA - . . . just like a fine wine . . . . . . she's aged to perfection .




ROCKSTARS -


TAGS: rockstars jonas brothers
Rating: 2.8/5

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Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
Rockstars also don't come from Disney Channel.
Reason - December 2, 2009, 10:43 pm
sex drugs and rock and roll + purity ring=impossible


BROWN DWARFS - They fail


TAGS: space stars fail
Rating: 1.82/5

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MercAlert - March 10, 2012, 5:57 pm
This be titled "The Nerd Test". "If you get it you're a nerd."
fred - January 5, 2010, 6:21 pm
better to try and fail, than to have never tried at all...
crap - December 15, 2008, 11:43 pm
ah fuck i think i get the joke too
aww... - October 14, 2008, 6:35 pm
im a nerd for getting this joke.
Narutarded - September 7, 2008, 9:12 pm
Uhh... Gary Coleman?
no... - September 7, 2008, 3:36 pm
do YOU know what a brown dwarf is?
blah - August 11, 2008, 5:30 pm
does this guy know what a brown dwarf is?


stars -




Wet Paint (Special thanks to mizzdizz for inspiration) -


TAGS: wet paint stars universe
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 2, 2015, 3:09 pm
And completely true, too!
JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 11:55 am
Thanks ;)
mizzdizz - June 2, 2015, 11:43 am
I knew you'd do something totally cool JW! 5L!


Shoot For The Moon! -


TAGS: moon stars cold vacuum death
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - November 2, 2017, 8:18 am
Actually if you miss, you can have a retrograde orbit and burn up on reentry. Or retrograde into the sun or another planetary body. But right on with frozen corpsecle upon reaching the stars


SUICIDE - For those left behind.




Truth Versus Denial. -




Dysmorphia -




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